Sunday, September 5, 2010


#1 Cheap White Chicks (PG-13 Rated Edition) Reviews




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Despite their best efforts, agents Marcus and Kevin Copeland have worked their way down to the bottom of the FBI food chain. Their most recent bust was a failure and they are hanging onto their jobs by a thread. When a plot to kidnap spoiled socialite sisters Brittany and Tiffany Wilson is uncovered, the big case is given to Marcus and Kevin's rivals Vincent Gomez and Jake Harper. This is a great movie. It was well-written, wonderfully directed and clean. Great movie for teens and adults alike.




White Chicks (PG-13 Rated Edition) Overview


Two FBI agents and partners in this crime-stopping comedy go way undercover by impersonating high-society heiresses in order to keep their jobs.


I was close to getting a B.F. - Del Keyes - In The Middle of the Sunshine
Every bad movie has to have one good side about them, and this one had a name: Terry Crews. Maybe it's because of his recent rise from "Everybody Hates Chris", a bit role in "Click", and the Old Spice commercials, but I kind of like his character as a wealthy basketball player who's hitting on one on the Wilson sisters, who's really Marlon Wayans in disguise. Seeing him go nuts trying to win a 'girl's' heart as well as him singing a Vanessa Carlton song was entertaining, and outside that one scene regarding a lot of farting, he's pleasant to watch.

Although, I might be making such a statement as a desperate attempt to find anything positive about this film. "White Chicks" is the type of film in which one looks at the movie cover and realize this is a bad idea. The jokes are stale, predictable, and a little bit offensive such as the first scene where the Wayans bros. dress up as Hispanic clerks and overblown their acting for far too long; some parts of the humor rely on being gross, which has never been good. The make-up on the fake heiresses is monstrous and the characters are too dense to notice the disguises, even the FBI who should've easily noticed the difference between the fake and real heiresses, the FBI that Shaun and Marlon's characters are working under and part of a secret operation that their superiors didn't know; also, I find it hard to be that the brothers, when normal, can reapply such an elaborate make-up in less than 30 seconds. Even more insipid is the reporter, who's involved in a cliche sub-plot where Shaun Wayans' character pretends to be rich to get her attention, and she must not be good at her job if she didn't notice the blatant lies like Shaun being attacked by a guard dog in what his character called his own house.

Even with such flaws, this movie manage to make an impression on me. It's not a funny impression nor a satisfying one, but it made me gasped in horror for almost the entire duration. As grotesque as the whole premise is, I just couldn't look away.

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