Monday, August 16, 2010


#1 Cheap The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Reviews




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I remember this movie getting a chilly reception at the box office. I remember that even Dice fans where saying that this movie blows. I remember seeing for the first time late 1999 and I liked it. I bought the DVD for a cheap price at a pawn shop and have seen it 5 times since then. Its a fun movie to watch. It amazes me how fans of Andrew Dice Clay could hate this movie. Its exactly what you would expect from a movie with him as the lead role.

Ford Fairlane(Andrew Dice Clay)is sent to find an idiotic groupie named Zuzu Petals(Maddie Corman) by a friend/shock jock named Johnny Crunch(Gilbert Gottfried). His search turns into a murder investigation after the Johnny Crunch gets electrocuted on air. Ford later gets caught in a web of corruption involving a slimy record executive named Julian Grendel(Wayne Newton), a sex scandal involving Julian's former wife Colleen Sutton(Priscilla Pressley) and a theatrical hit man named Smiley(played by Robert Englund with a silly British accent).

Yeah, I know the movie is kind of dopey and can be misogynistic at times but I like watching this movie. Andrew Dice Clay was hilarious in this movie. I like the banter between him and Ed O'Neil's character Lt Amos, a former disco artist of a defunct group called Disco Express. Ford gets into some pretty crazy situations in this movie but its cool to watch. Some of the funniest and coolest one-liners were in this movie. Its mostly comedy with a slice of satire on the music industry in the 90s. Directed by Renny Harlin the precursor to Michael Bay(dont get mad at me you said so yourself), The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane is better than most people give it credit for. It was a wild and fun ride that reminded you of what made 90s movie so cool. Its definitely better than The Adventures Of Pluto Nash and Hudson Hawk. If you're a fan of the Diceman then I dont see how you couldnt like this movie. Unless you have a ridiculous high standard for every movie you are about to watch, it couldnt hurt if you gave this one a try.




The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Overview


The fast-paced and often seamy world of rock 'n' roll is his beat, but even detective Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) is stunned when the king of shock-jocks, Johnny Crunch (Gilbert Gottfried), is electrocuted on the air. After all, Crunch was his only paying client! Crunch had hired Ford to track down a mysterious teenage groupie name Zuzu Petals - a search which quickly finds Ford tangled up, and trading insults, with a ruthless record executive (Wayne Newton) and merciless hit man (Robert Englund).


10 seconds from the most embarrasing moment of your life! - Enrique Calvillo III - san antonio,tx USA
Some people don't realize that Andrew Dice Clay was featured in other movie roles before "The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane"! He had a small part in "Pretty In Pink",He was in a movie with Lea Thompson called "Casual Sex",and he made some appearances in the TV series "Crime Story"! So,those of you Snapperhead critics who believe he can't act or that he is the worst actor in a film,there are worst people in Hollywood that can't act or in my opinion are terrible actors! I didn't care about Mr Clay himself personally or what I think of him,but I enjoyed this film,it's funny,it's got action,and stupid plot,(like most movies now a days),but it's kind of entertaining to watch!

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