Monday, January 11, 2010


#1 Cheap The Golden Girls - The Complete Second Season Reviews




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This season took some dark turns in an attempt to win an Emmy. I did like 20th anniversary graphic novel included with this.

1. "The Mule" - After a trip to Little Havanna Sophia becomes an unwitting drug mule. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia accidentally put it in their coffee, eventually turning on each other for the last of the powder.

2. "Ladies of the Evening" - After a romp with a local newsman, Blanche unknowingly is filmed for a sex tape. Desperate to get it back before it hits the local peep shows, she goes undercover with the girls as porno enthusiasts.

3. "Take Him, He's Mine" - Blanche and Dorothy's ex, Stan, become chummy which infuriates Dorothy. Blanche suggests they try a three way, the mere thought of which gives Stan a infarction. Dorthy then has to decide
how to pull the plug without anyone noticing.

4. "It's a Miserable Life" - The girls want to save a 200 year-old tree in the neighborhood but the owner, the most hated woman on the block, wants the tree cut down. They decide to hide in her closed and smother her...with hilarious results!!!

5. "Isn't It Romantic" - Dorothy's friend, Jean (Lois Nettleton) comes to visit during the fall apple bobbing festival and Dorothy decides not to tell Blanche and Rose that Jean has herpes simplex A.

6. "Big Daddy's Little Lady" - Blanche's father visits and brings his new fiance. Blanche is upset when she discovers the woman is really the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith.

7. "Family Affair" - Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to visit and they become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Their children would be albinos, because they are cousins.

8. "Vacation" - The girl's go on a Caribbean vacation but find that the resort is a "Hostel" like hellhole where organ harvesting and sexual slavery are part of the activities.

9. "Just Between Friends" - Blanche gets Dorothy a part-time job at the bank where she works. After Dorthy finds out about Blanche's gambling debts, they hatch a plan to rob the bank.

10. "Love, Rose" - Rose places an ad in the personals column but only attracts S&M maniacs. Blanche and Dorothy feel sorry for her and are forced to don leather masks.

11. "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas" - The girls are terrorized by an escaped convict who has cut their phone line.

12. "The Sisters" - Dorothy decides to surprise Sophia on her birthday by taking her to Wrestle-mania. Somehow they get thrown into the ring, where they have to team up to survive The "Tremor Sisters".

13. "The Stan Who Came to Dinner" - Stan returns to tell Dorothy that he is going to kill his barber because he is stealing the thoughts from his hair.

14. "The Actor" - The girls fall head over heels over a for a actor in a Cialis ad. No one has the heart to ask if he uses the pills.

15. "Before and After" - Rose wants to live life to the fullest after she experiences near-death auto erotic asphyxiation during a sex game gone wrong.

16. "And Then There Was One" - Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for participants in a walk-a-thon but somebody pooped on the couch and ran away.

17. "Long Days Journey into Marinara" - Sophia is none too pleased when her bookie is gunned down. To get vengeance, she starts her own numbers racket. The only problem? Her picks are too good and the NFL sends several of the Dolphins to shut her up.

18. "Whose Face is This, Anyway?" - Blanche is upset that her beauty is fading when she attends her high school reunion and sees that many of her classmates have had plastic surgery. She then has it too, only to become disfigured like television's "The Joker".

19. "Dorothy's Prized Pupil" - Dorothy tutors a young man who is an illegal alien. She forces him to cater to her every demented whim to keep his secret.

20. "Diamond in the Rough" - Blanche falls for a rapper, who ends up beating her in a story ripped from today's headlines.

21. "Son-in-Law Dearest" - Dorothy's daughter, Kate, is dating a hermaphrodite.

22. "To Catch a Neighbor" - George Clooney plays a rookie male stripper who is humiliated and degraded by the girls. They suspect a neighbor of turning them in to the vice squad...but who?




The Golden Girls - The Complete Second Season Overview


One of the most popular television shows of the 1980s, THE GOLDEN GIRLS was created by television writer Susan Harris (SOAP). The show centered on four elderly single women living in the same house together, all played by sitcom veterans: sensible Dorothy (Bea Arthur), sweet but stupid Rose (Betty White), lusty Blanche (Rue McClanahan), and Dorothy's outspoken mother Sophia (Estelle Getty). The program was nominated for many Emmy and Golden Globe awards, and was consistently in Nielsen's top 10 for its entire run, garnering both critical acclaim and public popularity. It also proved daring for its time, tackling sensitive political issues and for the mere fact it was a prime time show whose characters were much older than television's most desired demographic. SEASON TWO collects all 25 episodes from the program's second year, and features guest stars such as Burt Reynolds, George Clooney, and Rita Moreno.


Golden Girls second season - C. B. Hooper - CLAREMONT, NORTH CAROLINA USA
I am a huge fan of the Golden Girls Show and so is my 83 year old Mother. I have the First & Second seasons on DVD now and looking forward to adding to them.
We love watching these great shows and laughing over and over....they NEVER get "old".

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